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Anyone know where I can hire a good costumer by the hour?
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At age 41 it just now occurred to me that “there’s a sucker born every minute” is a pun.
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In the rain the pavement shines like silver.
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When I was twelve I strongly encouraged my family to see Jurassic Park as our beach movie. Showed it to my kids today on movie night. ❤️
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For the first time in forever I get to take the bus this morning. I miss it.
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When did “ask“ become a noun?
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Why isn’t there a Final Fantasy VI series on Nethuluprime+ yet?
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In September of the year 2021 CE, I, Sam Davies, realized that the phrase “let it be” has more than one meaning.
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My kid loving Björk is the best.
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One of R.E.M.‘s great secret weapons is six eight time.
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I don’t understand how potlucks are still a thing now that pizza exists.
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Future Me gets a treat as Nightswimming is next up on the car’s CD player.
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🎵 You only see him when you’re very young, a magical adventure for you! 🎵
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You’d think we’d see a lot more things with “Not a Baby Wipe” stickers on them.
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What if my brain is perfectly healthy, but the world it finds itself in is wrong?
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A watched pot never boils especially if you forget to turn on the heat for 20 minutes.
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If I’m moving “forward” in time, I’m going to the future, “backward” I’m going to the past.
If I move a meeting “forward” one hour, I’m rescheduling it for earlier in the day, “backward” one hour is later in the day.
#EnglishIsWeird
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I’ve never seen The Treasure of the Sierra Madre but I have seen Troop Beverly Hills and they reference it so I’m probably OK.
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Portrait of a man in his garage office.
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Dearest trees,
Please stop trying to pollenate my laptop. It is incapable of making a baby tree with you.
Love,
Sam
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Yogurt lid sparkles
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I love the Touch Bar.
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I’m starting to think that eating too much pizza might be bad for me.
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A reminder for every day including St. Patrick’s Day: do not touch people based on their clothing choices.
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Still mad about Toadette being anti-union.
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